HANKY PANKY – Nothin’ Like A Good Spanky!

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Freshly Pressed – “About Me” Page!

OK, I should’ve remembered to do this when I first started the blog, but I was so caught up getting my dang Niteflirt profile pages set up that I neglected a very important page – ABOUT ME!!

 

 



SMA_NF_BANNER_TEMPLATEI’m a phone sex operator on NITEFLIRT.com – the hottest and most satisfying PHONE SEX site on the web today! Sure, it’s mostly an American site, but callers from all over the world are welcome!

CALL ME and let me satisfy your curiosity and your urges 😀

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Southern belle with a luscious accent to match…



Curvalicious Southern Woman For Boob Lovers – 38G!

Tell Me your fantasies about My big tits, or talk to Me about how you love to tittyfuçk…

Tell Me about your desire for a fleshy, curvy woman – let Me help you get off!

Are you a dirty slut and need to be told? Have you been naughty and need to confess your panty addiction? Do you have a submissive boy cock you need Me to subdue? My huge tits would love to tell you what to do!

I especially love international callers – do you know that Americans consider a Southern accent the sexiest? Call Me and experience why…

Non-judgmental ~ I welcome all races, ethnicities, gender identities, and sexual preferences~



 

Vanilla calls welcome!

 

Let me sweet talk you through to cum-pletion!

 

MMMMMMmmmmm boobies!

 

 

 

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***YA’LL – TIP ME ON THE WAY OUT, WOULD YA?***



 

3D printed sex toys is a craze we’re going to have to start preparing ourselves for – PANDO DAILY

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3D printed sex toys is a craze we’re going to have to start

“For a week in December 2012, a store popped up in New York called 3DEA. For $250 men could get a 3D scan of their manhood, which would be sent to the New York Toy Collective who would then create a truly one-of-a-kind sex toy. A Christmas gift for the lady that really does have it all…”

“Innovation has started to gather steam. Barcelona-designer Cunicode has been working on a method for 3D printing ceramic sex toys. Maker Love founder Tom Nardone last year unveiled a new silicone gel that 3D printers could use to print sex toys with a smooth finish. Industry-giant Standard Innovation has been using 3D printed sex toys for rapid prototyping and testing for five years now and has been able to use it to boost its revenue by over $50 million in that time.”

Why I Like AdultFriendFinder.com

I started as a “member” of AdultFriendFinder in 2008 – I used it simultaneously with other “clean” dating sites. I wanted to know if men on regular dating sites were REALLY looking for long walks on the beach, romantic endeavors…and I busted a few balls along the way.

I’m all about adults being adults. I’m all about people being sexually fulfilled. I’m all about people finding a partner to enjoy their mutual “kinks” and “fetishes”. I’m one of the least judgmental people out there. I actually left the “clean” dating sites and I went full steam ahead on AFF. I’ve met some wonderful men, and no, I didn’t have sex with all of them.

There are some SERIOUSLY HOT MEN out there!! It’s a woman’s playground!! I wish more women would join – it would take the heat off chicks like me!!

About 200 men a day look at my profile…it’s incredible, the numbers.

NOTE TO WOMEN – If you ever join, even as a free member, do yourself a favor and NEVER post a face pic. ONLY post parts of your body. You can always leave your face out of a full body pic, and you should do the whole “ConfirmID” and “Verified” thing. You actually get bonus points in their system if you do both of those things. Getting validated on AFF is a good idea because your potential partners can see that you’re the real deal – something that most men on there do not believe exists! There are far more men than women, so being a verified woman makes you GOLDEN! And, for your safety, I’d find partners who are also validated.

Speaking of which, AFF management was so cool that, seeing that I was getting a LOT of attention as a Standard Member, they gave me a GOLD membership for weeks, and then extended it for another 2 weeks! YESSSS! They know how few women are on there, so they treasure the solid ones who get a lot of attention. Great marketing for them, and it gives me the ability to read everyone’s profile….critical since you need to get the deets.

ANYWAY, phone sex operator or not, I’m full in on AFF – I highly recommended it. If you’re more into specific kinks and fetishes, join their sister site ALT.COM for the BDSM community’s most popular sex/dating site.

No, I’m not a paid endorser, but I do have actual experiential knowledge of the site, and if you have questions before you take the plunge, please contact me at IDUYU@YAHOO.COM…

Cheers, and go get sexy!

Ivana

I love having my feet fussed over and worshiped…

SMA_NF_BANNER_TEMPLATEThe proper way to address Me is “Mistress” or “Ma’am”As a graceful, cream-filled multi-racial Southern belle with a luscious accent to match, your financial penance is owed for My classy ladylike superiority – superiority literally comes at a price.

LICK MY ARCHES & FU¢K MY FEET

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I love having my feet fussed over and worshiped – wrap your warm, wet lips around my tootsies and go shrimping ’til your heart’s content! Or how about using your relaxed, flat tongue to lick my ankle bones…

Lurk all you want and pay your tribute from afar. You’ll wanna hear My syrupy voice. Tell me what you want to do to my feet and toes…where you do want to cum on them?

Need advice? I’m here for you – share your secrets and confessions with Me…be My pet.

~I welcome all races, ethnicities, gender identities, and sexual preferences~



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